I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
