Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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