There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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