3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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