Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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