I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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