If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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