No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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