I am in a vortex of obligation.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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