Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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