is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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