that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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