have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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