Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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