But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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