Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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