Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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