I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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