Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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