yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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