Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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