last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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