party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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