I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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