I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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