is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
