Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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