she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
ttyl tear gas
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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