Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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