we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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