Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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