yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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