We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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