that's an acceptable place to lick
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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