Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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