i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
