Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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