Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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