respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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