remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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