now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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