If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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