Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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