This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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