Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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