After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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