did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Are we still banned from the library?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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