I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i out mim tonsoeep
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