My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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