I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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