found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Terrible idea I love it
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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