I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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