I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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