What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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